• Pants-less Mustard is an American hero

    WASHINGTON -- This is the cutest thing you’ll see all day.

    This video comes from Kansas City's Hot Dog Derby in between innings at Kaufman Stadium on Sunday. Our friend Mustard seems to have found a lane to the inside coming out of the right-field corner, with a clear lane to victory.

    But then, it all goes wrong.

    Yes, it’s the pants. Undone by the very costume he has been made to wear, Mustard struggles valiantly to his feet, only to fall once more.

    You won’t want to laugh, but you will. And then you’ll feel bad about it. But then you’ll convince yourself that you’re laughing with the pants-less child as he struggles his way around the warning track in front of tens of thousands of spectators.

    Soldier on, valiant Mustard. You are an inspiration to us all.


    See the full, raw cut of the race right here.
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